I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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