i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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