happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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