so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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