is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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