i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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