Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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