There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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