Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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