theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
But break dance skills will only take you so far
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The dick lei will go down in squad history
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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