sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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