He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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