Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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