cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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