..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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