you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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