But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
