Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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