So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
All I want is dick and wine.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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