It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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