Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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