I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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