3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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