And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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