I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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