the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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