Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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