wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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