dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
...so i touched it.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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