me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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