did you get engaged???
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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