Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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