i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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