Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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