Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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