Nicole vs. Life
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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