yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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