dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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