we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
