awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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