I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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