U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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