So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I can't put those talents on a resume
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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