Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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