So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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