SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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