I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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