How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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