butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The feeling are messing with the penis
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I need water and some morals
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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