Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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