Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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